Top 10 Worst Engraved iPod Messages

1 - The Dramatic Ending


This year why not let iPod be the bearer of bad news for that someone special in your life? Help soften the blow with an engraved message that will release you from any guilt with this classic gift that keeps on giving. Use a cheap 2GB iPod Shuffle to send your little gold digger a thoughtful message. Encourage that emotional over eater in your life to consider a gym membership or rock your future baby Daddy's world with a "keepin' it real" unexpected announcement.

There's really no better way to send your boss an appropriate holiday wish than with a Secret Santa iPod gift engraved just for him. One of the most important messages you'll ever send is the one etched on an iPod. Why not make it a memory they'll never forget and let iPod do the talking.

We present our "Top 10 Worst Engraved iPod Messages" voted on by our spiteful panel of hack judges. Send us your own iPod messages and we'll post them on Christmas Day.



2 - The Gold Digger



3 - The Emotional Over Eater



4 - The Threat of Zune (when giving a cheaper iPod)



5 - The Stark Reality



6 - The Shocking Stocking Stuffer



7 - The Baby Daddy Announcement



8 - The Lethal Ninja Attack



9 - The Painfully Obvious Hint



10 - The Secret Santa Gift